breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

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thetequiladiaries:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

“…OK well, good luck.”

Originally posted by the-best-influence

bratzglrl:

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realisenothing:

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

surprisebitch:

remanedur:

norwayspruce:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

neither of these poeple are sayuing anything

interviewer: anha ana mijsta pahbin ewwuwo when it burnt down yuh mista baby ohta… 

interviewee: whenwe hyagh debyaugh db.. bneugh dbnyeugh bnyeuh mmnyoeunmmumneyugh snbbnd bning deebn wu….. heeh heeh hee heh

what accent is this omg

counterpunches:

cerix-the-gray-prince:

tallravenclawnerd:

pikaglove:

yermemeblog:

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

(Source: cyberbird000)

doggosource:

pupper meets ice

swarnpert:

recommend

bajn:

this is so surreal

dearvante:

me at 4 am on a school night

(Source: forpisces)

motherfuckingshakespeare:

aleran:

player: “I don’t like this”

DM: “ok, roll to monologue”

the only class is bard